The New Resident Evil Characters
The newest character in the Resident Evil franchise was revealed this week along with a returning character. Both characters will be seen in Resident Evil 5: Super Racist Propaganda Zombie Fun Time.
The returning character is Albert Wesker. I don’t know much about him except that he’s evil and once ate a kitten. Seriously folks, he’s really bad news. The new character entering the Resident Evil mythos is Titties McBoobenstien. Titties is a… I don’t know… I can’t read Japanese. I’m sure that she’s a fully developed character though, and not some sort of caricature of a woman that the Japanese are known for in their fiction.
Look for Resident Evil 5 in stores on March 13, 2009, unless you are a shut in.
Thanks to the evil Kotaku for the info.
September 30th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I’m a shut-in… with internet access!