If you’re going to have a money making property staring a hot female, you better have a hot model to represent her right? Well sweet chickens in heat, they picked a good one in Alison Carroll.
Over on some website some skirt wrote up something about how to pick up a girl gamer or something, I guess. Her tips might be valuable for you losers out there that can’t get a woman of your own and need to have random websites tell you how to do it.
Porn star Justine Joli was recently hired to review games for the site Das Gamer in a shameless attempt to get many hits from horny fan boys. Joli has previously appeared in such fine magazines as Penthouse, Hustler among web appearances and videos. If she’s qualified to review games is anyone’s guess, but I’d wager to say that she’s not really a “gamer girl”. I’m guessing she’s only playing games because she’s paid to. Either way, I bet she’s more talented on screen than Morgan Webb can ever dream to be. You can check out the intro on Das Gamer’s site. I’d hold off if you’re work though. It’s pretty tame, but you better be safe than sorry, especially if you’re a teacher or a priest.
Ladies and Gents it pains me to say my farewells to 1PStart. I’ve been here only a short time, though I’ve been at Xbox 360 Rally (another 451 site) for just under a year. I will miss you guys, though you’re probably throwing a party, chanting “he’s leaving! Huzzah! Huzzah!”. If you do miss me, though, you can find me at my new home BingeGamer.net.
It’s been fun, and I hope to see y’all around.
P.S.: Qbix — E-mail me, dude. I’m still gonna get your GTA IV to ya.
Alright everyone, there was some confusion. From the massive array of comments from this post here, many of you think that the GamerGirl contest was scrapped, and other further notice was discontinued. That is false, some wording from a previous entry was misinterpreted.
The GamerGirl contest is still going on, using the previous submissions, and you, the 1pStart readers, will be able to vote on the winner. The ONLY thing that has been changed is the prize, which is now a “The Darkness” gaming prize package retailing close to $100, generously provided by 2kGames.
We are sorry for the confusion, and the official voting for the contest will be posted soon. If you entered previously, and are listed here, then good luck to you. Everyone, stay tuned, the official poll will be up soon.
(The girls will be contacted that were previously entered to see if they are ok with the prize change. Sorry again to everyone for the inconvenience.)
The seventh submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is ‘Diabla’. 1P Start sat down with her to ask a few questions. Check out the full interview below.
The sixth submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is ‘Miz Calamity’. 1P Start sat down with Miz Calamity to ask a few questions. Check out her full interview below.
The 5th submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is bunnyXablaze. Here’s a brief rundown of “bunnyXablaze”
1P Start sat down with bunnyXablaze on AIM for a little chat and to see what makes her tick. The full interview follows after the break.
The fourth submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is ‘BabyLinda’. 1PStart sat down with BabyLinda to ask her a few questions. Check out her full interview below.
The third submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is ‘c0mputeher’. Here’s a brief rundown of ‘c0mputeher’,
1P Start sat down with Amanda on AIM for a little chat and to see what makes her tick. The full interview follows after the break.
The second submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is Bonzai Kitten. Here’s a brief rundown of Bonzai Kitten
1P Start sat down with Katia for a little chat and to see what makes her tick. The full interview follows after the break.
The first submission for 1P Start’s Gamer Girl contest is Miss Tique from the ACK Ladies clan. Here’s a brief rundown of Miss Tique,
1P Start sat down with Miss Tique for a little chat and to see what makes her tick. The full interview follows after the break.
1P Start is about to get a whole lot more beautifuler!
1P Start is proud to announce that we are going to hold a “Gamer Girls” contest for the entire month of May! Basically, if your a girl AND a gamer, then we want you for this contest. Read on for the rundown of what we need from you.
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