Bring on the Wierdo Japanese Games!
The Japanese are known for their weirdo sex games, but it’s funny that I think they’ve finally reached the technological level where I’m going to take notice. Check out this chick from Yakuza 3:
Granted, I still think it’s kind of gross to get excited by something a sexual repressed Japanese man created, but that line is sure as hell getting blurry. Hey, don’t judge me! I think dirty games have a place along side the ultra violent games we play. Some pretend boobs will help even out all the exploding heads my console sees.
Oh yeah, the chick above is modeled on a real life transsexual. If that grosses you out, first all all, she is made up of pixels so she’s not a real woman to begin with. She could be a cockroach in a human suit and she’d still be hot. Secondly, my motto is, “If they’ve got all the right parts, then slip ‘em the rod.” I realize that’s not very clever, but I never said it was. My other motto is, “If they still have some of the parts… well I guess it will take a few more beers.”
(Note: Yeah Yukaza 3 isn’t a creepy dating sim, I just thought the technology could be applied to one.)
October 10th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
When did “If they’ve got all the right parts, then slip ‘em the rod” become your motto? I always thought it was “If there’s grass on the field, play ball”